Gents,
Let me tell you of a funny story,
Driving to college on Tuesday, some scumbag throws a bottle of Coke
filled with Sand, narrowly missing my car,
Gents, Let me tell you of a funny story, Driving to college on Tuesday, some scumbag throws a bottle of Coke filled with Sand, narrowly missing my car, Read More
Ah wise man say
“It is not the car that drives the man, it is the man who drives the car”,
Cliff 1 Chaper1
Ah wise man say "It is not the car that drives the man, it is the man who drives the car", Cliff 1 Chaper1 Read More
Must remember this when we’re out in tamanagoes!
When you’re hitting the bars on the hunt for a girl, it helps to have a
skilled buddy at your side to make sure you end up making out instead of
striking out. A good wingman’s generosity knows no bounds, and he will do
whatever is necessary to make sure his [...]
Must remember this when we're out in tamanagoes! When you're hitting the bars on the hunt for a girl, it helps to have a skilled buddy at your side to make sure you end up making out instead of striking out. A good wingman's generosity knows no bounds, and he will do whatever is necessary to make sure his point man (you) avoids enemy interference and hits the target. It's important that your wingman be your equal in many ways. He shouldn't be much better looking, fashionable or charming ... Read More
To my dear wife:
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you at 54
years can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as
a good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not
wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
18 year [...]
To my dear wife: You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you at 54 years can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight." Read More
Trip to Galway -> Ideas
And discussing the trip to Galway; We could do a video and put it on
DVD; Do it as PoliceStop programme, mixed with Top Gear.
Trip to Galway -> Ideas And discussing the trip to Galway; We could do a video and put it on DVD; Do it as PoliceStop programme, mixed with Top Gear. Read More
Clifden
That trip was so col !!!
I’ve a full feature film and a full memory card of pix,
Clifden That trip was so col !!! I've a full feature film and a full memory card of pix, Read More
Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday” and probably have a present for me.
She didn’t even say “Good Morning” let alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that’s wives for you, the [...]
Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning" let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember." The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As ... Read More
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