Posts from — December 2005

These two drunks stumble out of a pub in Ireland at about 4:00 in the morning. They stagger to the nearest lamp post and lean against it when along comes a policeman.

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Life

On the first day, God created the dog. God said, “Sit all day
by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks
past. I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said,
“That’s too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I’ll
give you back the other ten.” So God agreed.

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At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year-old.

Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

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Los three Amigos and Walshyy went to town,

Randy Andy promised birds -> But no…, Andy pandy sugar and candy, Kissed the girls and made them CRY !!!

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it
started.”

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TAB Heads; A tail of disgruntled previous customer of an Airline

TAB heads; these are people who signed up for a frequent flyer programme, and neglected to earn enough points and thus their accounts were deleted.

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Ash’s House Warming; A tail of booze birds and Cheese

On Saturday 26th 2005;

Picked up the boys from Walshyy’s gaff, loaded the card up all the booze… arrived shortly…

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