Posts from — January 2006

Hey…

“In 2006 a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for many crimes he did commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade on Hill Street to the Malahide underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of sham, mooching forbidden fruit, getting intoxicated, eating and sleeping excessively. He has a problem, no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can avoid”

New Hollywood Blockbuster ‘Bareback Mountain’ - a cowboy film with a difference!

Somewhere in a remote country village, a young Polish farm girl leisurely passes the day milking her cows to earn her keep. one day she deides to venture up in to the notorious bareback Mountains. As a legend had it, these mountains are a roamed by a s*x crazed cowboy who preys on young innocent polish virgins. ironically, the nearest Ms Slutsky(her real name) came to this was the tender/ haiy rubber texture of the cows teet.
As dusk descended, as she made her way home, oblivious to raging hornbag trailing her path. He went in for the kill, the startled gal stood speechless and motionless. Dont be afraid mam im the bareback bandit and im just here to teach you a little about john wayning, named after a great uncle of mine.
he proceeded to tear off her jeans and shirt and after hours of wayning and chizz whizzling, they both got to their feet. The gal was beaming with delight, ive always wondered what Raw Hide would be like. They agreed to meet regularly and after several months decided to back their bags and move to Manchester. They decided to set up a wh*re house, where slutsky proved a huge hit! The bareback bandit decided to employ a few Asian gals and named his enterprise ‘ the Western Piccadilly’ with themed nights such as ‘blow Down at the OK coral’ and ‘unforeskining’.
And of course they horsed happily ever after!

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