The Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any
man from a!
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go
back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband
Store to find a husband . ..

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Morning Sex?

John woke up one morning immensely aroused; so he turned over?to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to take this note to his “beautiful Mommy.” The note read:

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We believe in one drink, Guinness the almighty Makers of cans and
bottles Of all that is drunk and un-drunk We believe in one
brewer, Arthur The only son of Guinness Eternally begotten of the
hops Hops from hops, barley from barley True drink from true drink

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