Posts from — April 2007
Audi TT
April 28, 2007 No Comments
Joke of the Day - Making Love
Making Love
The Italian says,
“When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy”.
April 28, 2007 No Comments
Salty Times:
Oh man what a week, spent a small fortune and nothing to show for it.,
Got Clamped -> Bastards, Scum of the Earth!, Some handy hints for next time: Blow-Torch, Bolt-Cutters also if you jack up the car and deflate the wheel, and take off the clamp, use the spare tyre and go to a garage, put the good tyre back on and pump it up…Friday: Went for quite a few after work,
April 28, 2007 No Comments
Bon Jovi Bad Medicine
This one is for you: Ye olde Large Lad:
I aint got a fever got a permanent disease
Itll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy
I got lots of money but it isnt what I need
Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me
I got all the symptoms count em 1,2,3
April 26, 2007 No Comments
T-REX

Initially a British folk-rock combo called Tyrannosaurus Rex, T. Rex was the primary force in glam rock, thanks to the creative direction of guitarist/vocalist Marc Bolan (born Marc Feld). Bolan created a deliberately trashy form of rock & roll that was proud of its own disposability. T. Rex’s music borrowed the underlying sexuality of early rock & roll, adding dirty, simple grooves and fat distorted guitars, as well as an overarching folky/hippie spirituality that always came through the clearest on ballads. While most of his peers concentrated on making cohesive albums, Bolan kept the idea of a three-minute pop single alive in the early ’70s. In Britain, he became a superstar, sparking a period of “T. Rextacy” among the pop audience with a series of Top Ten hits, including four number one singles. Over in America, the group only had one major hit — the Top Ten “Bang a Gong (Get It On)” — before disappearing from the charts in 1973. T. Rex’s popularity in the U.K. didn’t begin to waver until 1975, yet they retained a devoted following until Marc Bolan’s death in 1977. Over the next two decades, Bolan emerged as a cult figure and the music of T. Rex has proven quite influential on hard rock, punk, new wave, and alternative rock.
April 26, 2007 No Comments
Reservoir Salty Dogs
April 26, 2007 No Comments
T REX

Ye Olde Large Lad: Well contrary to popular belief, Tyrannasauros Stix actually had surprisingly poor eyesight despite their tall size
April 25, 2007 No Comments

