Posts from — May 2007

Darth Sidious using The Force, or more specifically, the Sith technique of Force Lightning.

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Mr. Suds

Come on Wake me up

Cos I’m the DOG,

The BIGSALTYDOG…

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Memorable quotes for Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…
Frank Vitchard: I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.

Brian Fantana: That’s the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper… filled with… Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people

Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot’s dick.
Champ Kind: The bottom line is you’ve been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You’re a member of the Channel Four News Team.

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Story by a Man standing in a queue in a supermarket………

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot and was
standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

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