The Salty Dog is a hard drinking bar on the Homer Spit. The floor is covered with chips, and the walls are covered with money (similar to my Cabbage Key page). In addition to the money people affix to the walls, there is also a large collection of women’s underthings. It is that kind of place. Take a walk on the wild side, and hoist a few at the Salty Dog Saloon.

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You’ll never walk again…

NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
3. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

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