Anyone for Tennis?

  Rick O’Shea, an Irish radio DJ on RTE’s 2fm, recently asked his listeners what questions they think should be asked on an Irish citizenship test, and they responded with some amusing answers. O’Shea’s team has since made a poster to convey all the favorite responses.

A man gets caught stealing Philadelphia cheese from Tesco. The security guards knock the shite out of him. Still somehow manages to smuggle a wedge of philadelphia out in his underpants. Walks home singing this.