The Jam donut is the most aggressive member of the species as they are
renowned for eating their young. I then eat whatever is left over. While
the very rare Coffee Donut is hardly ever seen on a plate. This species is
mostly located breeding down the back of fridge freezers or bedroom
lockers.

My suggest is to approach carefully, dust lightly followed by
immediate consumption. The most exotic of the Donut species is the Caramel
Donut ( Aka The Creamy Nut Bag ). Its luscious flakes crumbled and its
cream spills forth onto my tongue exploding my senses like a thousand
Aztec suns. Unfortunately , the Caramel is the most elusive , particularly
when chasing them on roller blades !