Its’ an adaptation of the song ‘Don’t like
Monday’s’ by The Boomtown Rats.

Verse 1 – By Finbob Eakins

A silicone a chip inside my head, is to switched to tapping mode
I didnt want to go work today, I’d be more productive at home

But No one seem to understand me, I think I’d be better off on the
dole’

but there are no reasons, cos I got no reasons, why reason do i need
to goooooooo………

Tell me why I dont like admin, tell me why i dont like admin, tell
me why I dont like admin

I’d rather play with my fluuuuute, the whole day long,
long, long,,long

verse 2 – Ashman
……The Telex machine is not so clean, as I type while awaiting lunch,
And Mrs feels so shocked, viv’s world is rocked, and we turn our thoughts
to going home time.
5’0 clock can’t come quick enough, No, it ain’t so neat to admit defeat,
I can see no reasons cos there are no reasons, what reasons do I need to
quit.
Tell me why I hate recruitment, tell me why I hate recruitment, tell me why
I recruitment
I wanna shoot shoot shoot my load
The whole day long

Verse 3 – Chizz.

All the playing’s stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with chizzies toy a while
And school’s out early and soon she’ll be learning
That the lesson today is how to ride,
And then chizzies bullhorn crackles,
And his captain crackles,
There’s no problems there’s no how’s and why’s!
And she can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to re-fuse-chizzies-beast!!!

Tell her why, she loves his monster,
Tell her why, she loves his monster,
Tell her why, she loves his monster,

Verse 4 Cliffy Style;

I deal with idiots all they long, they just can’t get enough,

I just wanna shoot them all down
Shoot them all down
Shoot them all down

The whole day long…

And my CPU inside my head, it melted !!!!!!!

Ohhhhhh, Time For a EPM (Electro Magnetic Pulse),
on the Phones !!!!!

Wipes out all PCs, phone lines ETC !!!!!!!!!!

Ohhh—– Yeahh …………