Gary Glitter makes world record bid for Michael Jacksons laptop


Farah Fawcet arrived in heaven and god granted his new Angel one wish. She wished for all Gods children to be safe……………………..………So he killed Michael Jackson



Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed for the weekend



Police suspect a smooth criminal was responsible. He was not alone. There was apparently a man in the mirror who was very dangerous and wanted to be startin something even though MJ told him to beat it and was heard to say leave me alone. Nobody knows if the suspect was black or white.



Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson’s Neverland ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom.



Whats the diff between mj and fergie….fergie can still play giggs.



Michael Jackson died of a heart attack this morning after he discovered that boyz II men was a band,not a delivery service

MJ Dies in hospital….just moments before his death medics granted him his last wish and took him to the children’s ward.

Michael Jackson passed away this morning from a massive heart attack. Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down and make plastic toys……………………... so kids can play with him for a change.

They actually found him dead in a pool as no one would throw him a bouy.

Amazing that two famous people die on the same day.

One a wrinkly old white woman ………………………. the other starred in Charlie’s Angels.

Apparently Michael Jackson has died, he had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts.

We are all coping with the recent news of Michael Jackson’s death. In a recent statement released by the Coroner’s office they said, "We will be investigating Mr Jackson’s death, however we don’t know whether to blame it on the Sunshine, blame it on the moonlight, or blame it on the boogie…."