* After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry
remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's

wife.


* John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama. It's called

Other Footballers' Wives.



* What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both

should've stayed at Southampton.



* What has Vanessa Perroncel got in common with a Champions League final

goalpost? They've both been banged by John Terry...



* Chant heard at Hull v Chelsea: "Chelsea, Wherever you may be, Don't

leave your wife with John Terry. Cos he likes a shag, he likes a bit of

fluff, And he'll get your missus up the duff".



* We all knew John Terry liked scoring at The Bridge, but this is

ridiculous.



* Poor Wayne Bridge - he's not even first choice with his his wife.



* Wayne Bridge bought Vanessa Perroncel a chocolate willy... but she

says she prefers Terry's.



* John Terry has explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa

Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a

penalty.