Memorable quotes for Kindergarten Cop

[John Kimble sees boy eating out of lunch boxes]
Detective John Kimble: Are these all your lunches?
[Boy shakes his head]
Detective John Kimble: You mean you eat other people’s lunches?
[Boy nods]
Detective John Kimble: STOP IT!

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[after the kids start complaining about “police school”]
Detective John Kimble: Oh, come on…
[shouts]
Detective John Kimble: Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline.
[shouts]
Detective John Kimble: Well, I’ve got news for you. You are mine now. You belong to me.

Detective John Kimble: We’re going to play a wonderful game called…“Who is my daddy and what does he do?”

Low Life #1: So who are you, man?
[Kimble racks his shot-gun]
Low Life #1: Shit!
[he scrambles out of the way just before Kimble blasts the couch apart]
Detective John Kimble: I’m the party pooper.

Hmmmmmm, Das PARTY POOPER, Yeahhh