He's armed, did you know?
He carries a bow

He comes out once a year

To give us a show

But poor old Cupid
Some think he's stupid

His Valentine's obsession

too costly during recession

Targeting the single
To make them all mingle

And pushing the couples

to proposals of nuptials

The chocolates and flowers
We just can't afford them

It's back to the basics

An old fashioned poem

Even worse this time round
It's the dreaded Leap Year

Any man with a girlfriend

Is filled with the fear…

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