Biographies Found
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“Puff Revolution” by A.C . In this colossal biography (2000
Pages) A describes in detail his sexual adventures with the gay folk
and his hopes for a future pink government. A previous works include
“Jock Strap Sampler” and “I’ll tie you up”.
“I lick my Cheese” by A E. John provocatively goes into detail
of how for 25 years he did not wash his c**k and ended up with a large
slab of cheddar which he intends to feed the poor with. John is best
known for his documentary film “Sexual Donut” when for three months he
filmed Donuts in their natural environment. “They can be very volatile”
says John.
“Toxic Childhood” by NS. Mr Smith, best known for works such
as “My Fascist Mind” and ” I’m always right, I’m never wrong”, goes for a
straight biography of his childhood. Chapters include “Weed in my
cornflakes” and “Mescaline in my baby bottle”. Watch out for his follow up
entitled “Colossal” when he describes in detail his ever-expanding
waistline.
“Streetwise” by B.S, The award-winning author of “The Keepers
of Wisdom” and “Imitating the Fonze” (HEY) returns to form with what should be a
No 1 bestseller. Chapters include “Welcome to Coolville, population 1 ”
and “Unspeak : words as a weapon of mass confusion”.
The Shape of the to Come” by NWS. Terrance outlines his plans to
take over and conquer, with high tones projected from his larynx. Not
to different to the classic “How to Alienate People and loose friends”.
“Hey Hey , Funny Guy ” by COCN. He explains the
evolution of some of his catchiest terms such as “You Guys” and “Who is
this Guy”. Recognised as the shortest book even written at 1 page. He his
Currently working on a documentary entitled “Monopoly for Morons” - Whoahhh, One of one most demanding pieces of literature seen in ages.
“The Politics of Good Intentions” by KFC. Mr Kef
outlines the horror he suffered at the hands of his colleagues, such as
having his computer unplugged and his mouse flung on the floor and how he
fought back with words. ” One of the books of the century” says the Sunday
Business Post. Mr Kef is best known for the classic “In Praise of
Older Women”.
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An extract from Sexual Donut 2 : Even Sexier ! By A D F ATF .
The Jam donut is the most aggressive member of the species as they are
renowned for eating their young. I then eat whatever is left over. While
the very rare Coffee Donut is hardly ever seen on a plate. This species is
mostly located breeding down the back of fridge freezers or bedroom
lockers.
My suggest is to approach carefully, dust lightly followed by
immediate consumption. The most exotic of the Donut species is the Caramel
Donut ( Aka The Creamy Nut Bag ). Its luscious flakes crumbled and its
cream spills forth onto my tongue exploding my senses like a thousand
Aztec suns. Unfortunately , the Caramel is the most elusive , particularly
when chasing them on roller blades !
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