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Joke of the Day - Making Love

Making Love

The Italian says,
“When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy”.

The Frenchman replies,
“Zat is nothing, when Ah ‘ave finished making ze love with ze
girlfriend ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen ah lick ze soles of
her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy”.

The Irishman says,
“Dat’s nottin’. When Oi’ve finished shaggin’ me bord, I get out of da
bed, walk over to d’window and wipe me knob on da curtain. She hits da fukcin’ roof.”

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