NEVER ASSUME

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight
response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.

They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, ‘As crazy
as this sounds, maybe a little ‘0ral S*x’ will do the trick & bring her out
of the coma.’

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the
curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife’s room. After a few
minutes the woman’s monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses ran back into the room.

‘What happened!?’ they cried.

The husband said,

“I’m not sure; maybe she choked.”.