A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into K-mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The door greeter says, ‘Good morning and welcome to K-mart, nice children you’ve got there. Are they twins?’

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: ‘Of course they bloody aren’t! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they’re twins?….. Do you really think they look alike, you d*ckhead?’


‘Absolutely not,’ replies the greeter, ‘I just can’t believe anyone would shag you twice!’