Tamango, White Sands Hotel, Porto

Tamango, White Sands Hotel, Porto

New and improved,

We sent the Salty reporter in for an investigation….

First of all, totally new and revamped…

Anyone remember the Simpsons, Moe turns his bar into a club, and screens everywhere? it’s so like that…

Ye olde Ash would have loved it, BANGING TRANCE, Paul Van Spkye eat your heart out…

Finbob introduced me to this little hot Chick, and oh man she was steaming…, went in for Saucy Dancing … Doddodododooooooooooo

She actually brought me up to another part of the dance floor, and quality fun, Dododododoooooo,

Finbob; Informed she had a boyfriend, who was a Fat Fecker, so I believe she wanted an upgrade to a Slimmer model (ie. Me)

Later software issues;

Bird 2.0 had a boyfriend Firewall 2.0, and it was very hard to rip out the Hardware, so I’m going to develop some new Viruses, that disable the Firewall and then you can let the Trojans in to Horse her out of it,

LOL

Also meet these amazing women who claim to be from my work, but couldn’t place them, They were here; Do you not know who I am, and I says, Nope can’t place ya,

(But I can be your Daddy, Whose your Daddy, Whose your Daddy)

So Monday morning, = PARTY TIME !!!…

Now this is really funny; I’ve had more women in the last 3-4 weeks than I’ve had all year… Weird, But Party time, still the only problem seems to be they all have boyfriends…, D’oh, Some day you’ll find me Horsing the Stuff out of a Bird…

Our Salty Mascot (He Eats tonnes of Food and adds Salt to everything) was there scoring some Schmodel, and says to her “Myyyyessshhh Hey wanna come back to a Party”, (A party in my pants, and hopefully yours…)

Enjoy your week…