Another Salty week,

The Dawg…

Please note these stories are not real, they are mistruths and we use misdirection in order to confuse everyone…

Monday;

The Dawg changes tactics for this week, he decides to take the later train, as this means he gets a few more mins in bed…

Tuesday;

Has lunch out in Insomnia…

Wednesday

Mr. M, trys to serve the Dawg, Dawg turns around and picks up his phone and rings the Bad Phone line…

“Hello Bad Phone”

Thursday

Just take it easy on the charm…

Friday

He notices one bird being rather friendly and touchy feely, he likes where this is going…

Has a nice lunch with his friends, Triangles

He helps one of his favourite people, well possibly since he made a mistake on an invoice anyway…

Alrite!

Saturday

He's out getting some parts for the Van, a new pollen filter… and has to order it specaily, so it will take a few days and a part of the engine, makes it run quieter…

So he joins his mates in town, jokinly he says he parked the Van in the loading bay, free parking…

Nandos

Glorified BBQ, if you ask me…

So the Dawg and his buddies go in and Dawg notices a group of women, and says to the waiter, yeah, here's fine, and since it was one of the guys birthdays, Happy Birthday Mr. K, as she had large air bags is what I can describe them as…

Rather slow service, Chicken was okay, one piece was really meaty and the other just a bone, and they did'nt have my desert, so they gave us two free and a nice coffee to please us…

Messers

Some Bumping a grinding on the dance floor… A few savage birds and everyone's your friend, Dawg spots a congo line forming and joins in…

A.K: Highlight of the weekend:

A congaline starts on the dancefloor. The Dawg bides his time, keeps his eyes on the game, waits until a space opens behind the blonde bit he likes, into the congaline he pounces.

On the way out some birds were saying they loved my dancing…

Dawg gets the nitelink home…

For the Salty Times,

I'm the Salty Dawg…

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