Salty Top 10 of 2011

 

1. Dawg getting a sensual massage. On the same day he says to the new girl "Ahh I like your top, and I can see through what your saying". Note the use of innuengdo, Gets a ballacking off the managers. Becomes an overnight legend.

 

2. Dawg builds bridges with a Blonde bit, but never really gets to talk to her, so it's just Hi's and byes, So perhaps he can work on it in the new year…

 

3. Dawg being friends again with that bird on the train
 

4. Ron Beefmaster
 

5. This Guy right here – Best Man, Best man for the job

 

6. Another Epic one; Dawg receives Bird on Bird and stores the image in his brain under Ace of Spades!

 

7. Dawg wears a pink tie to work – Some say that tie was sprinkled with magic FAIRY dust …

 

8. You Fairy, Company man…

 

9.  Dawg gets caught looking down some birds top…

 

10.Dawg owns a few people. Owned…