What Would Brian Boitano Do? South Park

What Would Brian Boitano Do?
What would Brian Boitano do if he were here right now?
He’d make a plan and he’d follow through!
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do!

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold,
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz wearing a blindfold!

And when Brian Boitano was in the Alps,
Fighting Grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And save the maidens fair!

So what would Brain Boitano do if he were here today?
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two,
That’s what Brain Boitano’d do!

I want this V-chip out of me.
It has stunted my vocabulary.

And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone.

For Wendy I’ll be an activist too, cause that’s what Brian Boitano’d do!

And what would Brian Boitano do?
He’d call the kids in town
And tell them to unite for true!
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do!

When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again!

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids he beat up Kublai Kahn!

Cause Brian Boitano doesn’t take shit from aaaaaanyyyyybooooodyyyy!

So let’s all get together!
And unite to stop our moms!
And we’ll save Terrance and Phillip too!
Cause that’s what Brain Boitano’d dooooooooooooooooooo…
Cause that’s what Brian Boitano’d do!