Fun Irish Humour Cars Hot Women » the http://www.bigsaltydog.com Take life with a pinch of Salt Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:21:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The Hippie and The Nun http://www.bigsaltydog.com/drinks/the-hippie-and-the-nun.html http://www.bigsaltydog.com/drinks/the-hippie-and-the-nun.html#comments Fri, 15 May 2009 18:21:59 +0000 Administrator http://www.bigsaltydog.com/?p=3094  hippie

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 A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: 

 

 "Can we have sex?" 

"No," she replies, "I’m married to God." 

She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. 

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: 

"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her." 

"Yeah?" says the hippie. 

"Yeah!" says the bus driver. 

"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God." 

The hippie decides to give it a go, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. 

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. 

"Have sex with me.." 

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 

‘God’ agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. 

As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish. 

"Ha-ha," he cries. "I’m the hippie!" 

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I’m the bus driver!"

]]> http://www.bigsaltydog.com/drinks/the-hippie-and-the-nun.html/feed 0 Holly Willoughby Has The X-Factor http://www.bigsaltydog.com/women/holly-willoughby-has-the-x-factor.html http://www.bigsaltydog.com/women/holly-willoughby-has-the-x-factor.html#comments Sun, 26 Oct 2008 15:21:55 +0000 Administrator holly willoughby shows fans a spills a tiny bikini bit xtra http://www.bigsaltydog.com/?p=2618 The 27 year old Xtra factor is famous for wearing low-cut dresses on TV.

Holly Willoughby shows fans a little bit Xtra as she spills out of a tiny bikini top.

Her cleavage would leave even the curviest Wonderbra model a little deflated.

Brighton-born Holly used to be a lingerie model which has resulted in a number of very fine photographs.

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I don’t care if this movie is good or bad it stars Anna Faris scantily clad for 90 minutes and that is good enough for me.

When Shelly, a Playboy bunny, is tossed out of the mansion, she has nowhere to go until she falls in with the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. The members of the sorority – who also have got to be the seven most socially clueless women on the planet – are about to lose their house. They need a dose of what only the eternally bubbly Shelley can provide… but they will each learn on their own to stop pretending to be what others want them to be and start being themselves

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