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New Hollywood Blockbuster ‘Bareback Mountain’ - a cowboy film with a difference!

Somewhere in a remote country village, a young Polish farm girl leisurely passes the day milking her cows to earn her keep. one day she deides to venture up in to the notorious bareback Mountains. As a legend had it, these mountains are a roamed by a s*x crazed cowboy who preys on young innocent polish virgins. ironically, the nearest Ms Slutsky(her real name) came to this was the tender/ haiy rubber texture of the cows teet.
As dusk descended, as she made her way home, oblivious to raging hornbag trailing her path. He went in for the kill, the startled gal stood speechless and motionless. Dont be afraid mam im the bareback bandit and im just here to teach you a little about john wayning, named after a great uncle of mine.
he proceeded to tear off her jeans and shirt and after hours of wayning and chizz whizzling, they both got to their feet. The gal was beaming with delight, ive always wondered what Raw Hide would be like. They agreed to meet regularly and after several months decided to back their bags and move to Manchester. They decided to set up a wh*re house, where slutsky proved a huge hit! The bareback bandit decided to employ a few Asian gals and named his enterprise ‘ the Western Piccadilly’ with themed nights such as ‘blow Down at the OK coral’ and ‘unforeskining’.
And of course they horsed happily ever after!

Please note; Bareback Mountain may not exist….